Should I run as a Republican in the 2012 Elections? I mean if Michele Bachmann can do it anyone can.?

I can go to school and lean how to say No. I will also take a class to learn how to throw a fit like Eric Cantor. I am not sure the fit throwing will be an easy class I wasn't brought up in a republican household. Yes... I think I will give it a shot. At least if I win I will be able to have medical insurance and a pension.